![]() ![]() ![]() The Cape George speedway: Spend any time at all at the corner of Hastings and Sheridan and you’ll see incoming and outgoing traffic fly by at the city limits. No time for sergeants? My old man, a career Army officer, used to say: “Sergeants run the Army.” I keep remembering his words during TV news military analyses that one of the weaknesses of the Russian army in Ukraine is that it doesn’t have NCOs - sergeants. I do like investor Warren Buffet’s line about lotteries…“a tax on stupidity.” I’ve never been a fan of running stories about gambling - Powerball, etc - on TV newscasts. Having lived in Montreal, I found it funny that swearing in Québecois French relies heavily on references to Catholic mass (i.e., Tabernak, Crisse). Can you guess which country swears the most? A. It reminded me of another recent study: Q. The Guardian quotes a recent Lingua study saying that swearing makes you fitter and happier. That’ll make most other diners cringe and avoid you. Clever idea, thanks to Larry David on “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” one that would probably work as well here as in Larry’s base of Beverly Hills: If you’re sitting in a restaurant and want to be seated alone at a table so you can read or whatever, just doff a red MAGA hat. And who wouldn’t want to make important medical-insurance decisions based on a hack who constantly invokes his tired trademark line of 40 years ago, “Dy-No-MITE!”?Īccording to these slimy ads, certain MedAdvange plans (introduced years ago to basically poke holes into Medicare) can offer you extra money on your Social Security cheque, free piano lessons, free dental benefits, and free oil changes at Jiffy Lube. Starring the tiresome likes of Joe Namath, William Shatner, and, gasp, Jimmy “J.J.” Walker. The good news: Those preternaturally nasty political TV ads are gone, having lifted the spirits and bottom lines of broadcast license holders.īut now we have to endure … those constant annoying ads for Medicare Advantage plans. Every aspect of your visit is carefully designed to help you Leave Worry Behind®.Bill’s Electoral Yukfest: The midterm elections are finally over, and in case they didn’t come out the way we wanted, let’s try to lift spirits (or is it Halloween that lifts spirits?). Jiffy Lube service bays have see-through windows so you can see the work as it’s being done on your vehicle. Jiffy Lube technicians wear rubber gloves and belts so your vehicle doesn’t get unsightly smudges or scratches. Jiffy Lube technicians are highly trained in preventive maintenance and customer service as well. Jiffy Lube® is not just your typical maintenance shop. Jiffy Lube has over 2,000 service centers coast-to-coast with a nationwide database that keeps your service records on file so you can get a quick, consistent and quality experience every time. Whether you’re on your way to work or on a family vacation or near your home, Jiffy Lube® has you covered. So rest assured, Jiffy Lube technicians aren’t just trained in oil change services - they are trained in just about every preventive maintenance service your vehicle may need. Jiffy Lube University ℠, a comprehensive training program that every technician must successfully complete, has been recognized for its robust curriculum and has achieved accreditation as an Automotive Service Excellence (ASE) training provider. Jiffy Lube® has some of the most highly trained employees in the business. Jiffy Lube is committed to keeping your vehicle running right for the long haul, so you can Leave Worry Behind® . It’s the mission of everyone at Jiffy Lube to go beyond oil changes alone, to help alleviate the anxiety that routine vehicle maintenance can bring. Today, more than 20 million customers every year rely on Jiffy Lube to keep their vehicles running the way your vehicle manufacturer intended. Jiffy Lube® pioneered the fast oil change industry more than 35 years ago. It’s just another way Jiffy Lube strives each and every day to help you Leave Worry Behind® . So if you have any questions about vehicle maintenance or the services performed at any Jiffy Lube service center, your technician will help you find the resources and information you need, whether it’s in-store, online or by accessing your vehicle manufacturer’s recommendations. Jiffy Lube technicians are not just highly trained in preventive maintenance, they are also highly trained in customer service. With a national footprint of more than 2,000 franchisee owned service centers across the country, Jiffy Lube offers a range of services from oil changes and tire rotations, to everything in between. Jiffy Lube® is a leading provider of automotive preventive maintenance.
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